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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[snoring]

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[Garfield] What a night.

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[quacking]

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You may have noticed
that I'm a duck.

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Yeah, I'm a duck

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and you're probably wondering
how I became....

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[quacking] a duck.
It happened yesterday...

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And it started in this house,
just down the block.

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I knew someday my handsome prince
would come and rescue me.

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And I knew someday, I would find
a lovely princess to be my bride.

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True love will always find a way.

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[sighing]

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And you, the man
I have waited my entire life...

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[Mrs. Cauldron] Winona! Are you watching
fairy tales again?

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No! I was studying my magic spells.

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Don't lie to me, young lady.

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You were watching fairy tales again.

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I warned you!
They'll give you bad dreams.

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Fairy tales aren't scary, Auntie.

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They are if you're a witch.

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Have you seen what they do to witches
in fairy tales?

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They burn us. They melt us.

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And bratty children
are always shoving us into ovens!

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I can't believe
they show that stuff to kids.

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No, no. I don't want to hear this.

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Well. Study your spells.

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And don't let me catch you watching
or believing in fairy tales again!

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I will find somebody someday, won't I?

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Someone who thinks I'm beautiful
and who wants to love me.

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That really does happen, doesn't it?

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Nevermore.

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[sobbing]

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[cheerful music]

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[Garfield] While that was going on
in our neighborhood,

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we were out in farm country.

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And you know how much I love that...

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I want to go home.

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[whimpering]

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Gloria's making lasagna for dinner?

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[whimpering]

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Then I want to go home.

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You and Gloria seem very happy.

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Oh, we are, Jon. We are.

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Ever since we started dating,
he seems happier and healthier.

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That's how I feel.

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And wait till you taste
the dinner Gloria's making.

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Oh! I have to check on my lasagna.

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I found myself a great little lady, Jon.

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And don't call me Doc Boy.

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I haven't called you Doc Boy yet.

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You will.

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While this was going on,
Winona was studying spells.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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In case you missed the earlier episode,
Winona had a crush on Jon.

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She tried to marry him but fortunately,

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we stopped it in time
so Jon could be with Liz.

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But she still had a crush on Jon

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and couldn't resist sneaking a peek
at what he was doing.

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[menacing music]

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[giggling]

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Oh, there he is.

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She makes great lasagna.

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It won't matter. When Garfield's around
and they serve lasagna,

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I never seem to get any.

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Jon Arbuckle is so dreamy.

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I wonder who that guy he's talking to is.

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Don't worry, Jon. You're my brother...

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His brother? Another Arbuckle?

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Just don't call me Doc Boy.

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I didn't know Jon had a brother.

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And he's just as dreamy.

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Did you hear that, bird?
I've found my handsome prince at last!

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Nevermore.

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[growling]

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And off she went to bag herself
her very own Arbuckle...

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[cackling]

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She had the laugh down,
but she still wasn't great on spells.

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[cackling]

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[Doc Boy] I have one more cow to milk.

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I'll be back before dinner is served.

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And don't call me Doc Boy!

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[Jon] I haven't. Yet.

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Better get your place at the table,
Garfield.

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You don't want to be late.

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I've never been late for lasagna
and I don't intend to start now.

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Oh and I still want to go home.

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[whining]

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[humming happily]

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Hello. My name is Winona
and I am going to be your bride.

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Oh. That's nice.

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Jon's brother can be slow.

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About a gallon and a half later...

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"My bride?"

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Did you say
you were going to be my bride?

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You can't say no to me.

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Yes I can. Watch this.

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No. I said no to you.

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Oh! He's even got a sense of humor!

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It goes with my sense of survival! Bye!

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If he wants to play hard-to-get,
I can play along.

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Broom!

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[engine revving]

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[scary music]

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[screaming]

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Don't run, Mr. Arbuckle!

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This was meant to be.

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I'll tell you why I want to go home,
Odie.

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It's boring here on the farm.
Nothing ever happens.

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[Doc Boy screaming]

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Help! Help!

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[Winona] Don't fight it, Mr. Arbuckle!

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We were made for each other!

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I know who that is.

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That's Mrs. Cauldron's niece.

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What's all this noise about?

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Doc Boy! Are you all right?

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I'm being chased by a witch
who wants to marry me!

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Marry him?

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Yes. And I knew you'd call me Doc Boy!

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[screaming]

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I can't see who those people are

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but I'd better cast some spells
so they don't interfere!

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Like I said,
Winona wasn't the greatest witch,

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but she did have a copy
of "Magic Spells For Dummies."

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[laughing]

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Ala-ka-zat!

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[screaming]

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She turned Jon into a squirrel.

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I don't know what's happening here.
I'm...

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[neighing]

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She turned me into a duck.

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Hey, you can't do this to my friends.
They're all...

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[quacking]

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And she turned Odie into...

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a dog?
-[barking]

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I guess I should have picked
some other kind of animal.

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Oh, well.

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Finally, she swooped up Doc Boy
and carried him off.

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[screaming]

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Let's go get married, Doc Boy!

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Help!

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And don't call me Doc Boy!

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[neighing]

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Jon went off looking for nuts...

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But Gloria stuck around to panic...

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I don't wanna be a horse.
I wanna be Doc's wife.

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Well, unless we think of something,

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that job... [quacking]

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is about to be filled.

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[whimpering]

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The only person who can stop her
is her aunt, Mrs. Cauldron.

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[whining]

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You're right. None of us can drive.
But we do have transportation.

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[whining]

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[Garfield] Hiyo, Gloria!

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[quacking

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[upbeat music]

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Don't worry, Odie.

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Mrs. Cauldron will know what to do.

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We made it to Mrs. Cauldron's
in no time.

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It was easy for her to change
Gloria back to Gloria.

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Ala-ka-zat!

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[neighing]

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Dearie, are you all right?

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Do you know where you are?

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How many fingers am I holding up?

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[neighing]

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Then she... [quacking]

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cast a long range
spell to turn Jon back into Jon...

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Ala-ka-zat!

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-[screaming]
-[crashing]

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But changing me back to me
proved to be more difficult...

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Duck into cat. Duck into cat...

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I can't seem to find it.

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Here's duck into aardvark.

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[quacking]

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You wouldn't want to...

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No, I didn't think so.

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Well, the duck spell will wear off...

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eventually.

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We may not have much time.

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I know where she must have taken him.

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I'll take us there.

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This will be a great time

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to try out my new tricycle broom.

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In no time at all, we were airborne.

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[cackling]

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And in even less time than that,
we were nearing the Tower of Witchery...

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This is where witches go to marry.

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Or to get their warts polished.

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[ominous music]

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Do you, Winona, take his man

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to be your lawfully wedded warlock?

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For sure.

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And do you take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded witch?

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Will it matter if I say no?

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Not in the slightest.

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I didn't think so.

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And don't call me Doc Boy.

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I now pronounce you...

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Wait! Stop the ceremony!

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Oh, not again!

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Auntie!

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Winona, you bad little girl.

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I just wanted someone to marry me.

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Is there anything wrong with that?

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If he doesn't want to, plenty.

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Well, I guess
I'm never going to find anyone.

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Winona, you're young.

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And by the time I find someone,
I'll be your age!

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[crying]

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Hey, give the kid a break.

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She's got to stop believing
in fairy tales.

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-Why ?
-Because they don't come true.

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I'm three hundred years old

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and I've never seen a fairy tale
come true.

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Did you ever believe in them?

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Well... no.

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Maybe that's why.

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But Winona does. She believes
in true love and happy endings.

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Those things don't happen in real life.

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They might if you let them happen.
And if you haven't noticed,

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you're a witch and I'm a talking cat
who got turned into a duck.

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[quacking] This is not real life. Hello?

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Oh... yeah !

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Give your niece a break and...

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[whispering]

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That's not a bad idea.

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Ala-ka-zat!

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Now, that's what I call
a handsome prince.

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[thunder]

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[sad music]

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It's no use.

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I guess some of us
weren't meant to ever find true love.

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We all feel that way... until we do.

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[gasping]

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I always knew you were coming.

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I just didn't think you'd ever show up.

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May I have the honor of this dance?

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Totally.

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[romantic music]

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[whining]

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Well, that's pretty much
the happy ending of it all.

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Winona found her prince.

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Gloria and Doc Boy went home.

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And Mrs. Cauldron wiped out
everyone's memory of what happened.

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Everyone except me, of course.

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Someone had to narrate this episode.
[quacking]

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Oh, and she assures me this duck thing,

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it's gonna wear off in a couple of days.
Or weeks. Or sometime.

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In the meantime,
I've decided to enjoy it.

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[quacking]

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I've always wanted to fly south
for the winter.

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[joyful music]

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[lively music]

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Hey, guys! Wait for me!
Can we stop off for pizza?

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Vito has a discount for ducks.

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[quacking]

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[upbeat music]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR